Mistress Rant....

Why do you pathetic little wankers call me? You know who you are. The ones who call and don't say anything when I answer? The ones who claim to be eighteen but have to think about it when I ask what year you were born? I don't talk to underage callers, so why do you persist in calling?

I also don't talk to losers who just want to wank for free. Don't call to tell me how much you enjoy looking at my pictures, how hot I am, how sexy you find my voice, but hang up when I ask your name.

If you want to serve a real mistress, then be prepared to pay the price.

All legitimate calls accepted.

Others, I suggest you practice the above.