The Countdown Is On!

I want to thank you all for making this a fun, hot, sexy year.
And here is to more of the same next year!!

In case I don't have the opportunity to wish everyone a happy holiday personally, I thought I would post it here.
I will be spending Christmas Eve and Christmas Day with friends and family, but other than those two days, I will be available for fun and play.
So be safe and have a Happy Holiday!

Sounds Reasonable To Me!

Top Ten Miss USA Excuses

10. "Thought a slutty Miss USA could help make America popular again"

9. "Haven't been myself since I heard Rumsfeld was retiring"

8. "Cracked under the pressure of having to smile and wave at people for a year"

7. "Russians drugged my sushi"

6. "If a hot babe can't get drunk, sleep around and make out with her female roommate, the terrorists have won"

5. "I told them my talent was 'beer pong'"

4. "It's Isaiah Thomas' fault"

3. "Too drunk to think of a number 3"

2. "Wanted to skip straight to the has-been portion of my career"

1. "Why should Paris Hilton get all the 'drunken whore' ink?"

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Maybe you should treat yourself for Christmas and pick TWO hot ladies to get off with. Make one of them ME, of course!

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Check Out My New Story!

Mid Afternoon Break

Here's a portion of the story:

"Now you know better than to skip your monthly exams," the nurse admonished her, "so while we're waiting for the doctor we'll do a quick check, okay!?!" "Uh, you're the nurse," Caitlyn replied softly as they were finally getting down to brass tacks, "sure, go ahead!!!" After putting down her clip board, Nurse Jones casually pulled up the thin paper dressing gown and began gently kneading her full ripe breasts!!! "Hmmmmmm, they seem to be just fine," the nurse said absentmindedly, "and by the way, what size bra do you wear, it would seem that you need a lot of support!?!" It was plainly evident that Nurse Jones was doing more than a normal breast exam, which naturally caused Caitlyn to shudder slightly when her nipples were being tweaked, but she gamely answered, "I-I wear a size 34D, and I usually wear an under wire model!!!" "That's good," the nurse replied softly, "we'd certainly hate to see them get saggy do to lack of support, and by the way, the chart requires that we check your nipples for sexual response, is that all right with you!?!" Small beads of sweat had broken out on her forehead, but in a thick voice she asked, "How do you do that!?!" "You mean what method do I use to check your response," the nurse fired back quickly!?! Without answering, Caitlyn managed to nod her head while using the back of her hand to wipe the moisture from her brow!!! "Oh that's easy," Nurse Jones answered almost gaily, "we do it just like this," as she let her mouth engulf one of Caitlyn's already hard nipples and greedily sucked on it!!!"

Go read the whole thing, or at least go look at the dirty pictures! *smile*
Enjoy!

Kisses,

Caitlyn

You can keep on dreaming about a sexy girl with big beautiful breasts, a seductive voice, and a hot pussy, or you can call me and TALK to a sexy girl with big beautiful breasts, southern seductive voice and a sloppy wet pussy.

The difference? I'm real...and hot...and breathing heavy in your ear...and letting you hear me play with myself as I tell you how to stroke your big hard erection for me ....telling you all the things I would love to do to you and have you do with me.

Which would you prefer?