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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

This Morning's Mail




Dear Diary,

I received the following email this morning from Slut J and thought you would enjoy reading it (as I did so enjoy):

From: "slut j"
To: sexyplaymate4you@yahoo.com

Subject: i'm so sorry Caitlyn

i knew it was wrong, but i did it anyway; i couldn't help myself. and to be honest didn't think You could find out, or find me. see i found Your site and was downloading Your amazingly HOT photos for future wank material, and didn't even offer the courtesy of a call. however later that afternoon there was a knock on my door and i saw You, the Goddess in the flesh, before me. my jaw drops and i am speechless. You force Your way past me, berating me immediately.

"I know you stole My pictures you little worm, I'm here to exact payment and punish you for the theft."

i still can't speak and You've by now locked my door and have restrained me on the floor with an armlock on me i kneel on the floor in front of You grimacing in pain. i feel a pinprick and then i start to fade.. "just a little something to help you sleep while I work boy" You tell me.

when i wake i am laying on my bed, my face feels different i look down at my body and i see that i've got very real look boobs and i'm dressed in a tight black corset which accentuates my new bust and fishnet stockings attached to a garter!

"What the hell!" i gasp, forgetting that You must be near.

"oh you're awake." You say as You come into the room. "good I was getting impatient, and you've got clients waiting."

"clients...?" i ask dreamily.

"yes, from the Craiglist ad I put up for you. I told you that you were going to pay. pay Me dearly with this slutty little body" You tell me as You hold a mirror over me so i can see what You've done to me. You've made me HOT! face fully made up with bright red lip-stick, long blond hair, blush, and mascera to go with my new big breasts.

"yes, you're a hot little slut now jerry, you've got a dozen clients out drinking your beer waiting to poke you're hot holes, but I'm going to break you in first." You tell me as You step into Your strap-on harness with what has to be a 10 inch monster cock on it.

as i began, i'm so sorry Caitlyn


So Diary, do we think he has paid tribute enough? No, I think not. I think a series of calls is definately in order, don't you?

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Great New Toy


Yes, it's true that I own more than my share of sex toys, but guys, I have nothing that compares to this. So, I'm taking a survey. This toy - for the lack of a more worthy name - puts all the control in your hands. (Or rather, your one free hand!) You have got to test drive this baby! There is a demo on the site called Control Panel Tutorial. You control all the variables. I would have the toy, but you would be the one that could make it spin, twirl, vibrate and so much more! Verrry user friendly. This is what the advert has to say:

Quote: Once you've set it up you can immediately let anyone you want control your toy! .... Just install the software on your PC, pick a name for your toy, insert some AA batteries and you are ready to go! You don't even need a web cam or web site to use it - or to let someone control your toy. All they need to do is visit this web site, and enter the name of your toy. It's that easy. It's wireless! You don't have be in front of your computer - you can enjoy your toy from the comfort of a nearby bed or couch. The signals are sent via radio-waves from your computer to your Receiver and toy. To get your very own Click Here
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Okay, I have to admit, using this would be putting a lot of control in your hands (which are already pretty full *smile*), but do you think you would enjoy controlling my pleasure? I really want your input (don't say it), so please share your thoughts. I'm trying to decide if it would be worth the purchase price. Of course, I can always explain to Uncle Sam that it was a legitimate business expense.

So, if you want me to have one, you've got to call me like crazy so I can afford it! All contributions accepted *smile*.


Caitlyn @ Sexy Playmate 4 You



Thursday, June 15, 2006

Telephone Problems

myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics Poor Baby!

Last night and this morning, I was experiencing a problem on my toll-free number. You would call me,all hot and bothered with things all in hand, only to have me answer - hear my seductive voice- and then nothing! I could hear you, but you could no longer hear me.

I promise you that this was just as frustrating for me as it was for you, but I think everything has been repaired now.

When you call back, just mention this problem, and I promise to give you something extra special to make it up to you.

Naughty 3-Some

I’ve always heard that having two women in bed is every man’s dream, but I’ve never heard why. So I’ve been pondering this and have come up with some possible reasons:

1. He thinks the two women could arouse each other while he just lay back and watched. Then, he could move in when the time was right - finish the job they had started. (I mean, that whole foreplay thing is just over-rated anyway, right?)

2. He gets off to playing the sultan’s role, and having his slave girls worship his body? (I could get off to that idea * wink *)

3. He’s a two-minute wanker and needs the extra help? (Of course I’m not talking about you, baby!)

4. He can go on and on, just like the energizer bunny, so no one girl can get the job done? (My kind of guy!)

5. He always heard that two heads are better than one and wants to find out for his self? (I mean, every guy likes to get head, right?)

6. He’s a voyeur – And just wants to listen? (We love the idea of performing for this type of caller…* slurp*)

Well, whatever the reason – Even if it’s because you have never tried it! - My sexy playmates and I are here to fulfill your 3-some fantasies. It’s easy! When you call, just tell me you want one of my friends to play with us. You can even pick the other girl from the friends page on my website http://www.sexyplaymate4you.com/friends.htm (PG21) or any of the sexy girls found here http://www.phonesexrequest.com. Just tell me your choice or describe the type of girl you want and ask me to choose for you – I can always find a more- than- willing third. And we won’t even complain if you want us to do all the work * smile *. It’s only $3.99 per minute with a 10-minute minimum. Where else could you find so much pleasure for less that $40?

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

The Catfight


Although accustomed to catering to a variety of fetishes and desires, just when I think I have done it all, there comes along a new request. But it does serve to keep things interesting!

Since I have never engaged in a physical fight in my life, I knew I was in trouble when the Catfight was requested.

The caller wanted two girls – yours truly along with one of my sexy co-workers – to pretend that we were nude at a beach and in a physical fight over him. We were to kick, scratch, bite, and inflect as much pain or damage to one another as we possibly could – all while nude. Whoever was at the loosing end of the fight was to be moaning, groaning, crying, screaming, etc. The victor would receive both him and his affection – along with his million-dollar lifestyle, of course. I mean, after all, it had to be something worth really fighting over!

Actually, it was quite entertaining – Probably because it wasn’t for REAL – But I loved seeing how bad I could be. I scratched her pretty face and breasts so she would no longer appear attractive to him, and shoved my fist up her to stretch...Well, you get the idea.

And she was no slob either – I mean she was vicious! She bit my clit, twisted my nipples, and pulled my hair – What a little wildcat!

So who won the fight and the ultimate reward, you ask? Well, as you can see, I'm still licking my wounds.

By the way, accepting volunteers * wink wink *.
www.sexyplaymate4you.com

Friday, June 02, 2006

The Truth of the Matter



Assuming that you have engaged in a * cough* conversation with a phone sex operator before, have you ever wondered what she looked like at that particular moment and what she was really doing?
Oh, I know you have all heard people say that phone sex operators are probably sitting there in a ratty old chenille housecoat with the ties trailing on the floor, sponge rollers in their hair, wearing fuzzy slippers, while busily filing their finger nails. Well, I’m here to assure you, although that may describe a few of my callers * lol*, that’s definitely not me – okay, except for maybe that fuzzy slippers part.
Of course, I don’t expect you to think that I fall out of bed with every hair in place, but don’t you find the thought of sleep mused hair to be just a little bit sexy? However, I don’t do my own nails and I’m way too hot for drab old housecoats * wink *.
When I’m speaking with you, you have my complete and utter attention. How else could I involve myself with you so completely? In fact, some of you have gotten me so excited that I’ve gotten a little carried away myself.

But whether we’re sharing your fantasy or mine, you’ll find I’m always involved one hundred percent. Call me and see for yourself. www.sexyplaymate4you.com

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Your Comments Are Invited


I have to wonder if anyone, other than my one loyal fan who posted my very first comment, is reading this post. *BTW, thank you, politics avenger*

I would like to ask you to post a little comment, just so I know that someone is reading and enjoying my little scribbles.

Post a comment, and I'll email you a little reward *wink*.

As alway, visit me here: www.sexyplaymate4you.com