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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Centerfold Girl




Are you the kind of guy that likes to look at the centerfolds? You know....the ones with the stable through the girls' belly buttons?

Hmm...
What do you think about when you look at her?
Are they the same kind of things you think when you look at me?
Do you imagine worshipping her body? Licking and sucking every inch of it?
Driving her crazy with your tongue? Having her body soft and yeilding beneath you on the bed? Her warm breath against your lips as she urges you on?

Well, chances are, you won't ever have the opportunity to talk to a real centerfold girl, but you can talk to me. All you have to do is pick up the phone and call. Hear my sweet southern voice, touched with honey, urging you on.

So much nicer than just a picture and your imagination.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

For Your Amusement..