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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Hello Loser...

Hello Ms. Caitlyn ,
I saw your webpage. I am a single white
male, 40 years old. I have a pathetic small little penis
that is of no use to
any woman. It needs to be laughed at and made fun of. My tic tac size cock and
pea sized balls need to be turtured mercilessly. I have never been able to
please a woman with my teeny little dick. Most women I have been with dropped
their jaws in shock when they saw my shame. Now I realise, that thhe only
purpose I have for women is to be laughed at by them. They are the
much stronger sex anyway. My hot blonde wife told me that I didn't please her.
She frequently brought home real men, mostly huge black men. She would have them fuck her right in front of me. All the time laughing and making fun of my teeny
weeny peeny. She would say what a pleasure it was to have much superior men
inside her. She made a point of showing me, that the little pathetic 4 inch bump
that I call a cock, is smaller then their pinkies. After she was done with
her many, many black lovers, she would make me clean up all their cum off her
body with my tongue. She told all my friends how small my dick was, and when she
used to let me fuck her, she used to read a book, because she was bored, and
didn't even know that I was inside her.
Please get back to me whever you can, and let me know if I am worthy of a phone call with you.
-AL
ps. I have a pic of my tiny, clit of a cock. if you want confirmation I speak the truth, I will send it to you, upon your request for you review and amusement.


So, do any other pathetic losers wish to email me your sad little tale/tail?

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Mistress Rant....

Why do you pathetic little wankers call me? You know who you are. The ones who call and don't say anything when I answer? The ones who claim to be eighteen but have to think about it when I ask what year you were born? I don't talk to underage callers, so why do you persist in calling?

I also don't talk to losers who just want to wank for free. Don't call to tell me how much you enjoy looking at my pictures, how hot I am, how sexy you find my voice, but hang up when I ask your name.

If you want to serve a real mistress, then be prepared to pay the price.

All legitimate calls accepted.

Others, I suggest you practice the above.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Can you handle it?


I am a hot, sexy woman who likes to have a man kneeling before me, servicing me; pleasing me in whatever fashion I choose.
I don't want a sissy slut, but a real man who knows how to treat a woman. I demand to be pampered and worshiped as any beautiful woman should be.
Can you handle it? It does have it's rewards, you know.